Ive been so busy these past few weeks that I have yet to talk about my fabulous sixteen week birthday! My lugs suprised my a got me a sweet ride. Its yellow, the color of wonderfully smelling pee,
and I have noticed through the windows of their dreary black ride that yellow seems to be the color of ride chosen among the elite Porches and Lamborghini's so as far as I'm concerned I'm riding in luxury with the best of them! I had to inspect the car as it was being put together again (unfortunately they didnt spring for a new one, but I'm not gonna complain, I feel spoiled as it is...although a bit more spoiling never hurt any dog did it?), make sure daddio put all the nuts and bolts in the right place and that he pumped up my wheel pressure for a nice smooth ride.
Man was it great being out there, I have a convertible, zips down the side, so I can throw my head out for a nice windy peek or tuck inside viewing the world from afar! My lugs took me to some great places, first we went to the park and played a might round of hide and seek (for some reason they think they can lose me...I'll show them!!), then we went to the library
(apparently I live with 'smart' lugs, I'd really hate to see what normal lugs are like) and back home. By the end of it all man was I tired, who knew life in the fast lane could be so exhausting, keeping that fur in tip top shape making each little hair handsomely wave in the wind as I did, its a rough life I tell you! Soon Ill get on and tell you all of Bently, the 200 pound Mastif that I got to lay down and let me climb all over!
and I have noticed through the windows of their dreary black ride that yellow seems to be the color of ride chosen among the elite Porches and Lamborghini's so as far as I'm concerned I'm riding in luxury with the best of them! I had to inspect the car as it was being put together again (unfortunately they didnt spring for a new one, but I'm not gonna complain, I feel spoiled as it is...although a bit more spoiling never hurt any dog did it?), make sure daddio put all the nuts and bolts in the right place and that he pumped up my wheel pressure for a nice smooth ride. 
Man was it great being out there, I have a convertible, zips down the side, so I can throw my head out for a nice windy peek or tuck inside viewing the world from afar! My lugs took me to some great places, first we went to the park and played a might round of hide and seek (for some reason they think they can lose me...I'll show them!!), then we went to the library 
(apparently I live with 'smart' lugs, I'd really hate to see what normal lugs are like) and back home. By the end of it all man was I tired, who knew life in the fast lane could be so exhausting, keeping that fur in tip top shape making each little hair handsomely wave in the wind as I did, its a rough life I tell you! Soon Ill get on and tell you all of Bently, the 200 pound Mastif that I got to lay down and let me climb all over!
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