FREEDOMMMMMM!!!

I have finally found my well deserved freedom. Those two lugs I write about, well they leave me all the time in the middle of the day, prime play hours and they just disappear into thin air. Sometimes one will appear and play for a bit but they seem to get tired or something and just disappear once more. I don't quite understand it! And its odd, every time I notice they have vanished I find this golden cage has appeared around me. Now, I must say, I do have it good in the cage, food, water, toys, a plush bed, sometimes even some classical music, but seriously folks, who likes to know they are confined in a world of so many possibilities? To know you cant sniff where every dog should be able to sniff, lounge in the most prime on conditions (I find this to be the lugs' bed) and munch on anything in sight, its an atrocity I tell you. Well yesterday was my test run, today was my glory day. I have found that with just the right maneuvers of my well maintained physique I can manage to jump, using my bed as a springboard, from in my cage to the lugs' bed, and from there I know no bounds (OK I still need to work on the door since I have no grass...seriously folks, who uses wood instead of grass as a floor, absolute insanity)

Yesterday I was found lounging lazily on the bed, on my best behaviour of course. Today, the pile of dirty laundry was my friend, in particular socks, my favorite delicacy from the region of the world. I have hours of nonstop licking socks action and boy let me tell you how great it was! I only need to master one last item, I must figure out a way to hear the two lugs coming from afar so as to hastily clean up the mess I have made and hop from the bed back into the cage so they don't know that Ive even gotten out. Although I think they are on to me, I have this funny itch on my neck that a taller golden wall will soon appear, but yet another obstacle to overcome. And overcome it we shall.